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Well this is gross

September 11, 2009

It loves his bike, and the ladies... maybe too much.

It loves his bike, and the ladies... maybe too much.

I can’t really articulate my thoughts on this story right now.  If I delve into it any deeper, I’ll feel cheap and tawdry, like a 1970’s hooker strolling Times Square.  I don’t really want that feeling.  I think you should just read it, courtesy of TPMMuckraker. Eeww.  Here’s a sample.  You have been forewarned:

Michael Duvall is a conservative Republican state representative from Orange County, California. While waiting for the start of a legislative hearing in July, the 54-year-old married father of two and family values champion began describing, for the benefit of a colleague seated next to him, his ongoing affairs with two different women. In very graphic detail.

For instance:

She wears little eye-patch underwear. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And
 so, we had made love Wednesday–a lot! And so she’ll, she’s all, ‘I am going 
up and down the stairs, and you’re dripping out of me!’ So messy!

Duvall’s sophomoric braggadocio, of course, was picked up by the microphone in front of him, and wound up on a tape for the legislature’s in-house TV station. From there it was sent to a local news station, KCAL, which ran this full report last night:

If you’re not completely vomitous right now, I urge you to read the rest of this story.

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